Look at it go

To aid Mexico,
Google expands flu mapping;
iris wilts in spring.

Non-performance-based

Layoffs this morning.
Fall for the leafy shakes of
meritocracy.

Rite now

Spring would understand
if I ran out / the nasal
passages of man

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The improbable
falsely validates thinking
irrationally.

300 seasons

Enormous apples
odd thoughts, tow trucks, ripe summer
squash you with haiku

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Again and again
and again and again and
again and again.

Snack Dragon Taco

When Spring stops being
a fickle bitch, we will be
open on Mondays.

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How much do we know
of each other? Most females
have a clitoris.

Midtown east, lunchtime.

People offended
by rain: rain drops offended
by reflective panes.

Bailout Agency

Branded horoscopes
invite engagement engine,
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